Pride

Is pride really such a bad thing?

Between Blazblue and GuiltyGear

It’s not better… it only looks better…

Here’s more stuff to enhance noobrage.

weird… and to think he’s not the top tier.

IMO the game needs more than just rebalancing… after seeing Arakune perform his stunts and after seeing these, I kinda wish that they wont have to reCHARGE us for a balanced version of the game… I hope they dont launch Blazblue Rebalance XX Z23-42 EXTREME soon after this.

A message to the creators: We’re not supposed to pay for Open beta dudes… We dont need more Reload Eddies. The fact that it’s new doesn’t make it better… Since the game is still fresh, I kinda expected this… The next thing you know we’ll have triple jump installs and triple option select. I wonder… if I get to do these types of combos with Noel, will that promote more noobrage? Prolly will… it’s a given thing… anyway just in case…

PWND NOOB

AWESOME! onRPG issue #3!!!

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Kei’s WoW review: onRPG

Hey guys! check out my WoW onRPG review.

http://www.onrpg.com/MMO/World-of-Warcraft/review/WoW-Review-Welcome-Heroes-of-Azeroth

Solid Snake: FAG!

Specimen name:
Solid Snake
Status: FAG
Class: RuggedTeabaggingFag

It would appear that the legendary Solid Snake is the also a Legendary Solid FAG. Solid Snake has been at it for quite a while, touching other men with the help of CQC (Close Quarter Cocking). It would appear that this Snake is using BigBoss’ techniques for evil.

Enclosed is a video of Solid Snake in action… tune in to 3:44, 7:42 and 8:20 for the most shocking footage ebarrr

GAME FAGS!!!

There are tons of game fags in the gaming world. Although some are still undergoing deep analysis (That didnt sound right), here’s a list of verified Game Fags.

(Not in order)

Specimen name: Raiden
Status: FAG
Class: EmoJapFag

Raiden is the lead fag of the MGS series. After his faggy appearance back then in MGS 2, the fag got an instant make over upon arriving on the nexgen platform. Some people said that he looked like a Badass in MGS4, but of course that was before they heard his emo lines. Raiden belongs to the Emo Jap Fag class due to his irrelevant use of Jap words in the middle of the battlefield. Raiden did have a girlfriend back then when his fagness was still in question, unfortunately he left her to protect Solid Snake (VERIFIED FAG). One more thing… Ninjas DONT breakdance… Good work fag.

Specimen name: Louis
Status: FAG
Class: DiscreetFag

Yeah, the fourth member of the Left 4 dead team. Being the only Non-badass member of the group, Louis decides to hide his grotesque behavior by sticking next to Zoey. This gives people the wrong impression of him being a ladies man. Louis is indeed a ladies man but in terms of slumber parties and makeovers. During the game’s intro, you can see that Louis doesn’t quite react as manly as the others. Instead of jabbing things off, he does his cat bitchslap attack with is a Discreet fag’s greatest weapon. Most of his screenshots with zoey are cute… and Men are definitely NOT cute… We then confirmed that Louis is currently eyeing Francis who is also doubting Louis’ true intentions. Now you know why Francis never lets go of that shotgun.

Specimen name: Soma Cruz
Status: FAG
Class: HolyJapFag

Soma Cruz is a vampire slayer who thinks that a white trenchcoat can hide the faggy black tutleneck shirt and gay flared pants. Soma is a japanese student whom we think is related to both Ky Kiske and Raiden (Who are both fags). We know that Soma is currently on the verge of becoming the next Dracula thus confirming that he will soon spread his Visual Gheiness all over Castlevania. Soma uses some holy arts which later turns dark… kinda like his manlhood that soon diminished to nothingness.

Specimen name: Ky Kiske
Status: Cured FAG-Now Pedo
Class: HolyFrenchFag

Ky Kiske is the leader of the Sacred Order who is on a mission to arrest his fag rival Sol Badgay. We started to question his manliness after seeing tons of OFFICIAL artworks from Arc. We know that French people do a lot of things that would seem rather gay for other people, but his obsession with Sol does seem pretty Gay. After playing new versions of the same game (yes, Guilty Gear rolls that way), we then saw how hard it was for him to bear his faggy nature. In Guilty Gear Overture (The last Guilty Gear), Ky married Dizzy (a hot chick in a skimpy leather outfit) who eventually gave birth to Sin. Sin looks a lot like Ky but is a lot gayer compared to his father. Since Ky managed to get rid of his utter fagness, karma slapped him in the face by giving him a gay son.

Ky Kiske after being crowned King

Specimen name: Cloud Strife
Status: FAG
Class:EmoJapVisualKFag

Unlike Raiden, Cloud is an all around Fag. Aside from being an Emo Pushover who constantly blames himself upon the loss of his beloved Zack and bestfriend Aerith, Cloud uses the Visual K approach to attract the attention of his new love Barret. Cloud can always use his kickass motorcycle and and bigass sword to hide his true nature, but seeing him avoid the walking breast Tifa confirms that he is a total FAG. Tifa is sexy, pretty and well endowed… what’s wrong with you man? Another thing would be his soft skin. If you look closely, even the fag-in-question Sephiroth has rough skin. It is clear that Cloud always wants to look his best when confronting other men… I guess someone just wants more BATSECKS.

Specimen name: Squall Leonhart
Status: Half FAG
Class: EmoJapSnobFag

Squall is a good example of a fag with a mean temper. What makes him famous is his ANIME-FACE-SCAR that seems to be a hit for getting laid (too bad he didnt use it well). Squall seems to be a big fan of fur and leather, which compliments his fagshion sense. Squall really knows fagtalk like better than anyone else. Almost 75% of Final Fagtasy VIII is filled with “whatever” and “Hmph” thanks to our walking ANIME-FACE-SCAR. He did manage to hit things with Rinoa in the end, although sources say that he dumped her shortly after realizing that Rinoa wasnt a man.

Specimen name: Hal “Otacon” Emmerich
Status: FAG Schizo
Class: NerdGeekSchizoFag

Otacon is the first gay featured in Metal Gear Solid. Otacon used to be inlove with the sexy sniperwolf who was eventually killed by teh feymus solid sneyk. After realizing his true feelings, Otacon decided to move in with snake in a mobile air home where they planned their future. Otacon would normally change preferences like a trapped fish. After seeing Naomi’s awesome cleavage, Otacon decided to screw her overnight. After his new girlfriend’s untimely demise, the nerdfag went back to solid snake for more BATSECKS goodness.

Specimen name: Zangief
Status: FAG
Class: AggressiveGroperFag

Being left with nothing but a single female to wrestle (During the World Warrior days), The Russian Bear Wrestler decided to crack his preferences. The Spinning Pile Driver isn’t Zangief’s ultimate move since it only does a decent amount of Physical damage. His Crotch Squasher however not only damage his opponents physically, but mentally and emotionally as well. Zangief has been serving Spinning Fag Drivers for more than 10 years now. FAGOWNAGE

Specimen name: Testament
Status: FAG in death
Class: EmoGothFag

Testament, being a goth from Switzerland had everything going for him. First of all, he lived in a remote forest with the lovely Dizzy and an SNM Crow that seems to be obsessed with him. He also has a disposable bed that can be summoned by wielding his scythe (see his destroy animation for details). Things were turning out just right until the Jellyfish Pirates decided to take Dizzy away from him. Since Dizzy is a cockwhore, we now know why she chose Johnny over our Goth friend. After being left alone in the dark forest, Testament decided to turn gay. After rendering his sexy crow pet useless, our gothic fag decided to live a life of tantric masturbation. Testament’s case is a bit weird. He knows for a fact that he is gay but at the same time still emoes about how he lost Dizzy. Such a tragic fag you are boy! Forever single… the tragic gothfag.

Specimen name: Anji-Mito
Status: FAG
Class: TalkativeJapFag

Anji Mito is a wanderer who normally just tells the whole world what to do like a regular fag. It is clear that his choice of weapons and clothing compliments his FAGhood. Anji-Mito is the guilty gear character with the best Batsecks line ever. Whenever you’d hit the burst button, our fag will rise up and scream “I’LL SHOW YOU A REAL MAN!!!”. Now I dont know about you, but that line is just epic Fagness. Some guilty gear players would normally call him a FAG due to his autoguard moves (which means that he’s safe while attacking) which is utterly annoying since he’s the type of fag who talks a lot during battle. Anji-Mito also shares the JapFags’ fashion sense, making him a well accessorized fag.

Specimen name: Venom
Status:FAG
Class: VisualKFag

Venom is one of the vulgar fags in Guilty Gear. First of all, our ganguro (white goth) friend is not only a fag but a necropheliac one as well. Aside from being madly inlove with his deceased zombified master, Venom holds a deep grudge against Zato’s former consort Millia Rage. Since Millia doesnt really give a fuck, Venom keeps appearing out of nowhere to force her into combat. Venom’s weapon of choice is a Billiard stick with a lifetime supply of BALLS.

Specimen name: Bridget
Status:FAG!!!!!!!
Class: SUPERFAG!!!

This is Bridget…. he is a man… and yes… its true… this is not a girl… NUFF SAID!!!

Specimen name: Vega/Balrog
Status:FAG?
Class: VainNinjaFag

Vega is a fag with a unique fighting style that was said to be Ninjutsu mixed with Spanish Bullfighting. This fag enjoys yodelling a lot. We very well know that he’s not using Jeet Kun do, making his screeches rather irrelevant. Vega enjoys skinning beautiful women (or stalking them) because he’s jealous of people who are more beautiful than him (FAG ALERT!). One thing that makes him a total fag is that he’s not even japanese. We all know that only japanese males are obsessed with wanting to look like girls, thus making this Spanish Ninja….. A TOTAL FAG!

Specimen name: Megaman X
Status: FAG-Cured
Class: DiscreetEmoFag-Cured

This boy has some guts calling himself MEGA MAN. It’s clear that MegaFag X lacks testosterone and a lot of it. Megafag has been saving the world from the evil Mavericks and Reploids for a couple of years now. It is also clear that Mega Fag really enjoys Zero’s company (a bit too much I’m afraid). This Fag is full of questions which is rather annoying at times. Luckily, the japanese version decided to give him a more testosteronish voice along with better (and more manlier) lines. If you want a REAL MEGAMAN then go play the jap version you JapFag.

Specimen name: Rock Howard
Status: FAG
Class: DespicableBishounenFag

Rock Howard is one of the most despicable fags of all. Aside from Gaying over his mentor Terry Bogard, RockFagward left his home and HIS OWN FATHER to live with the man of his dreams. Rock seems to have captured the hearts of male and female player alike. With his Bishounen (another word for FAG) stance and cool fighting style, Rock Howard remains one of the most disgusting FAGs of all time.

Between Batangas and God?

Just got back from Batangas. The trip was better than I expected. Aside from enjoying Mitch’s company, my stay has been rather educational. I learned a lot about holy crusades. It did feel rather silly when I saw them walking in the rain just so everyone could see the Queen (Mitch). Batangas served as my escape from my everyday life. Waking up doesnt normally feel this good, even without the comforts of airconditioning. Yeah I was away from the luxuries of my room, but it doesn’t quite matter when you’re enjoying right? I was soaking wet after we arrived from the crusade. It was kinda funny though since seeing Mitch in a white gown was all worth it.

I guess I’m starting to understand what Drake was trying to say. God is everywhere… and God helps us in mysterious ways. The feeling you get upon helping other people does feel kinda nice. The reason I got soaked was because I gave my umbrella to the kid standing next to me. It was awesome… Especially since kids annoy me at times. The food was quite exquisite. I’m telling ya, I’d eat that Caldereta thing  for a year and not get tired of it.  It was sad that we had to go early. I guess I really enjoyed it… even though it was a bit off my spiritual spectrum.

Between what’s far and what’s over.

Quarter life crisis kicking in… its pretty sad when things escalate this way. It does feel like I’m destined to be useless after a few years. Maybe my parents really did leave a mark after telling me that gaming wont get me anywhere. I’m still following my dream, but exactly how far will it take me? Why am I afraid? I certainly feels like I’m dancing with the devil. Enjoying everything, only to get crushed under the weight of what I have done. I’m kinda sore with my mother who constantly disapproves on my decisions for the passed few weeks. She knows very well how much this trip to Batangas means to me. I’m quite fucked up really… She told me that we needed to go to my grandfather’s death anniversary next week… I know that I love my Grandfather and all… but I just had to hurt her somehow. Yeah, I declined. LOL. I’ll prolly just pray for him…

Revenge is a dish best served with work excuses and PS3s… Eat that. She looked quite disappointed. I was already disrespecting her while she continued her melodramatic speech. Sorta trying to point out that I really wanted to start something… I guess I need to do more.

Between Initial D and T Squared

I grew fond of Halo 3 shortly after experiencing its multiplayer mode. I always wondered why Halo couldnt be beaten by other FPSes regardless of the game’s lack of graphics and features. Yeah true, Killzone 2 and Crysis have better graphics and doesnt fully revolve on deathmatches and stuff, but what makes Halo stand out?

Anyway, I just browsed for more T Squared vids (Best Halo player I’ve seen so far…). This guy is the team captain of Str8 Rippin (the best Halo3 team around). Tom Taylor (TSquared) really knows how to frag people… at first I thought that the guy was just lucky since he pretty much killed everyone… turns out that this guy plays with the same records in almost every game. Daem…

The team’s montage can be found here

Snip3down was pretty good as well… kinda creepy… prolly sold their souls to the devil…

Between Griffing and Balling.

Alright, for those of you who dont know…

GrifBall is a Halo 3 feature that only appears on weekends. It’s pretty cool in its own way… perhaps its one of the reasons why people dont get tired of playing Halo. Seeing Spartans whack each other with electric mallets really does feel kinda good. The rules are quite similar to American football… Each player will be equipped with a gravity hammer and a sword. The object of the game is to get the ball and blow up the enemy’s goal. This is done by running across enemy players and placing the ball on the small platform near the enemy’s respawn point. It was pretty funny since I scored 42 kills on my first game… which was quite surreal since I pretty much clobbered everyone within my reach (KILLING SPREE). I’m telling you, that game is really something… I wouldn’t mind buying Halo for that game alone. It’s a bit sad since the game can only be played on weekends… I guess I’ll be getting myself my own 360 soon, especially since I hate sharing my game time with my brother. Anyway, I guess this video should explain everything.

If you have Halo 3… then be sure to check this out.