Break the flow

Augpm09 17,2009 · Leave a Comment

It’s been a while since I made my last entry. Having a reversed body clock ticks me off at times. I mean it really does suck whenever you end up sleeping after seeing the sunrise. I’ve been watching tons of movies lately, which is kind of refreshing since I haven’t had a movie marathon since I was — I don’t know, 12?

Most of my games have been rendered idle, gathering dust on the shelves as I continue to bum around. I managed to finish my work quite early, which came off as a drag since I’m basically in the state of stasis until the next batch arrives.

I was actually surprised at how productive bumming around could be. T’was like a walk around memory lane, complete with flashbacks and everything. Nostalgia was never really a good thing for me as it often leaves that horrendous feeling of being stuck in a monochromatic picture. There’s also the smell that keeps burning my lungs. I really wish I could elaborate,  but I really have no idea how to expand further.

It’s been a while since I managed to see the world at this time… guess I’ll just have to enjoy it.

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Changing Lanes

Augam09 17,2009 · 2 Comments

Life’s been really weird lately. At first I thought that I was merely switching lanes; however, the tides have allowed me to swerve faster than expected. Thanks to Haoson’s weird skill that allows him to connect people, I managed to get in touch with an old friend. It felt rather amusing how I managed to see how much I’ve changed throughout the years. While browsing through my Xbox’s menu, I stumbled across my live subscription (indicating 12 months of Xboxlive goodness). I counted how many months before my subscription ends, thinking about when I should purchase my next card. Hehe… I guess it didn’t take me long to realize that I would already be married by then. Funny… I never thought I’d wake up sooner than expected (cuz honestly, I was expecting myself to enjoy bumming around till I reach 26 LOL).

Talking to my old friend was refreshing. I never thought I could ever hush my inner child. I guess time really does fly, consuming nightmares and changing us as it progresses. The funny part is… I’m ready ;)

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Why K hates Japfags

Augam09 17,2009 · 5 Comments

I’m really sorry from the bottom of my heart. You see, there’s a reason why I hate Japfags. You could say that they’ve played a major role in my life (LOLOL), which is probably why I hate them so much.

When I was young, my mother hated me and told me that she wanted a Japanese son who likes anime, just so she could become the next Hokage-meister of the Legendary Saiyajin. Jap fags would tease me and call me names like “Baka” and “Bakemono”; however, I still managed to maintain my composure under these JAPANESE circumstances. I went over to master roshi to train myself in the mythical ways of japfagdom, where I leared how to do the Kamehameha properly. I walked around the Plains of White (AKA Whiteplains) and encountered various monsters, eventually leveling myself up to 99 with a power level that’s over 9000. The japfags laughed at me and told me that I can’t beat their japness no matter how hard I try. I tried drawing, but their jappy ways are just too much for me to handle. I was lost, and I knew that I couldn’t graduate college just because I don’t know my anime (sucks for me). Then the Death Note came and I wrote all of the Japfags names… but no… it didn’t work.

I went out to see tons of women, thinking about what the japfags said. How could I ever score a date if I’m not even Bishounen?

I then styled my hair up and introduced myself to the powers of hairspray and eyeliner… For some reason, I have to look like a girl so that I would be irresistable…. but no, all the japfags laughed at me. I was trying too hard. Our family went bankrupt because we weren’t japanese, and the worst part was that none of us were bishounen.

We now live in a shabby little house with nothing to feed our family but a can of sardines… My father has no work so I was forced to work as a waiter in Jollibee… I would have wanted to work in timezone but I don’t think non-bishounens are allowed there… My family hates me and my father would beat me up because I haven’t watched the latest episode of Fullmetal Alchemist (which is a must, cuz I can’t graduate without it). I hate my life… I hate the way I was born… Why am I not a Japfag who knows their anime? now I’m suffering and my family is suffering with me…

SMITE ME! OH MIGHTY SMITER

NOTE: If you believe this… God man, you’ve been watching too much anime. O_o FAEHG!

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Between WTF and OMGEE I can still draw anime!

Augam09 17,2009 · Leave a Comment

WTH

15-minute rough sketch. Wacom Graphire 4. Photoshop CS3.

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Why Japanese Games hate regular gamers

Augam09 17,2009 · 3 Comments

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Have you ever finished a game that gave you nothing but the letter “C“? No sir, that does not mean that you’re a nOob, it merely states that you have a life. Japanese gamers are without a doubt the most hardcore lineage of gamers to ever hit the planet. If you think that these people would settle for a few games of RockBand, then you’re dead wrong. Japanese games tend to look impossible at first, giving you a set of challenges that would take weeks or even years for a CASUAL gamer to beat. If you manage to witness Drummania’s “The Least 100 Seconds”, you’ll know what I mean.

The big difference between Japanese games (or Asian games) and Western games is that Western ones normally reward you for your gut-wrenching effort. Japanese games are quite good since people tend to love their SURREAL storyline, which are mostly about guys who will fight to the death just to save a girl they met 5 mins ago. You also have the Silent fag who isn’t as dedicated as the hero but looks cooler and dresses skimpier than the main protagonist.

Trauma Center would probably be the best example for this type of treatment, which gives you nothing but Cs and Ds until you finish the game. Don’t worry though, since the game does reward you by branding your save file with a BIG C :) (See? that wasn’t so bad now was it? LOL). Don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate Jap games; in fact, I’ve been an avid Guilty gear player back then. Unlike other games like Mortal Kombat and Killer Instinct LOL, Guilty Gear demands massive training in order for you to PLAY IT RIGHT. No sir, this is NOT your average “OH I can do the Hadouken and can perform 2 Supers at the same time I must be teh invincible player loldesuyo” game (No wonder western peeps hate it).

When you finish Japanese games, you’ll feel terrific since they’ll say something likeCONGRATS! YOU HAVE FINISHED TEH GAYM IN 58 HOURS NOOB! RANK- D(ah yes… so rewarding). Normally, people would just say “Hey! I finished the game!” and move on to the next title; however, these games tell you that YOU SUCK BIGTIME and must play again to achieve a higher rank. This doesn’t really add up to the game’s replayability factor since it doesn’t deal with the game’s diversity but rather you being SUCKY as a player.

Know that the C rank doesn’t really mean that you suck as a player, it’s basically there to certify that you are not the type to spend 77 hours in front of your console.

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LOL, anyway as for the grind factor… Asian games tend to make players grind more (both in MMO games and Console RPGs). It’s not really a bad thing since most gamers actually want some kind of punishment in order to say that they’ve EARNED their longdeserved victory. Day and night, these gamers run around the world map trying to find their next opponent just to train hard enough to dub themselves as TEH NEX HOKAGE.

Hardcore games =/= better games, and that’s a fact. Japanese games are quite hardcore but finishing them doesn’t quite reward you as well as it should. Sure there are achievement points, but do you honestly have to replay the game over and over again just so you could get the BIGBOSS rank? The game developers sure made a strong love potion there. Each Jap game is a whole gaming community on its own. Each game is treated in a way that makes it seem like the only game that people play (OR CAN PLAY).

“Quickly! you must get the A rank so the other douchefags who don’t give a fuck about you and your game can grow jealous and eat sweatsocks while they are busy playing different games that don’t have bishfags who are into kissing othermen and looking like women because it is trendy in japan but its not trendy here so it makes you look like a fag without the bish cuz bish is a japword that exists in your vocabulary just like the way girls say OMGEE look at this kawaii poster of the baka neko neko!”

omg… I think I over did it there.

Anyway, I’ll leave you to your 58 hour grind now! I must be off to parteh with teh woodland fairies in my “Spare time”.

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SBO 2009 Blazblue results (updated tier list)

Augam09 17,2009 · 4 Comments

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First of all, the results are a bit depressing since the 3 God tiers managed to screw everyone over once again. We were actually rooting for MikeZ, who happens to be the best Tager so far. It wouldn’t hurt to see a bottom tier character win once in a while; unfortunately, the man couldn’t make it (and to the dude in Gamespot who misunderstood… I meant HE COUDN’T JOIN… I dont know why and  I dont know how…). Anyway, here’s the list:tougekibb

Winner’s are in bold.

BlazBlue Singles Tournament

1st round results:

A Block

Souji (Arakune) vs. Godhand (Jin)
Masutani (Bang) vs. Ke-chan (Rachel)
Goodbye Earth (Rachel) vs. NyanNyanNu- (Nu)
Nezu (Bang) vs. kakutoubishinTaokaka (Nu)

B Block

Dora (Bang) vs. Saki (Nu)
Shonen (Litchi) vs. Zero (Hakumen)
Konan (Jin) vs. Kid Viper (Jin)
Tsukasa (Nu) vs. Kurenai ya (Noel)

C Block

Miu (Jin) vs. Nochun (Litchi)
Azu (Nu) vs. Halloween (Rachel)
Kyaku (Carl) vs. Relia (Nu)
Kouji (Tager) vs. Kogatan (Jin)

D Block

HeartNana (Noel) vs. Inoue (Nu)
Kimoniku (Rachel) vs. Diechan (Litchi)
Ikemen (Nu) vs. Ora (Ragna)
Sato-One (Arakune) vs. Mebo (Taokaka)

E Block

Shuta (Ragna) vs. Maria (Arakune)
Ki-fa (Arakune) vs. Fumo (Arakune)
EnseiseiUzai (Rachel) vs. Ribaia (Nu)
Tobari (Rachel) vs. NEFE (Nu)

F Block

Hima (Arakune) vs. Ako (Arakune)
BLEED (Litchi) vs. MechaSue (Carl)
Isa (Arakune) vs. Parosupe (Jin)
Bonus Game (Rachel) vs. Toriatsukai-chuui aka Handle with Care (Arakune)

G Block

Denpa (Taokaka) vs. ANG (Nu)
Aoniku (Rachel) vs. Kyou (Nu)
Tokido (Arakune) vs. Eru (Rachel)
Wataru (Ragna) vs. Kazuhira (Taokaka)

H Block

Ren (Jin) vs. Keshigomu (Noel)
NOtoko (Rachel) vs. Kamiyu (arakune)
Chou (Nu) vs. Makoto (Nu)
Tsubaki aka DIO(Carl) vs. F (Nu)

2nd round results:

A Block

Souji (Arakune) vs. Ke-chan (Rachel)
NyanNyanNu- (Nu) vs. kakutoubishinTaokaka (Nu)

B Block

Dora (Bang) vs. Zero (Hakumen)
Konan (Jin) vs. Tsukasa (Nu)

C Block

Nochun (Litchi) vs. Kyaku (Carl)
Azu (Nu) vs. Kogatan (Jin)

D Block

Inoue (Nu) vs. Mebo (Taokaka)
Ikemen (Nu) vs. Diechan (Litchi)

E Block

Maria (Arakune) vs. Fumo (Arakune)
Ribaia (Nu) vs. Tobari (Rachel)

F Block

Hima (Arakune) vs. BLEED (Litchi)
Isa (Arakune) vs. Bonus Game (Rachel)

G Block

ANG (Nu) vs. Kyou (Nu)
Eru (Rachel) vs. Kazuhira (Taokaka)

H Block

Keshigomu (Noel) vs. NOtoko (Rachel)
Chou (Nu) vs. DIO (Carl)

3rd round results:

A Block – Ke-chan (Rachel) vs. kakutoubishinTaokaka (Nu)
B Block – Dora (Bang) vs. Tsukasa (Nu)
C Block – Kyaku (Carl) vs. Azu (Nu)
D Block – Mebo (Taokaka) vs. Diechan (Litchi)
E Block – Fumo (Arakune) vs. Ribaia (Nu)
F Block – BLEED (Litchi) vs. Bonus Game (Rachel)
G Block – Kyou (Nu) vs. Eru (Rachel)
H Block – NOtoko (Rachel) vs. Chou (Nu)

Top 8:

kakutoubishinTaokaka (Nu) vs. Dora (Bang)
Kyaku (Carl) vs. Diechan (Litchi)
Fumo (Arakune) vs. BLEED (Litchi)
Eru (Rachel) vs. Chou (Nu)

Top 4:

kakutoubishinTaokaka (Nu) vs. Kyaku (Carl)
Fumo (Arakune) vs. Chou (Nu)

Finalists:

Kyaku (Carl) vs. Fumo (Arakune)

Winner:Fumo (Arakune)


As for the new tier list: No Classes specified, but they are in order.

Rachel 1260
Nu-13 1227
Arakune 1206
Carl 1195
Litchi 1075
Jin 1061
Ragna
Hakumen
Bang <— OMFG Dora NUUU LOL
Noel <—– R-1 Never made it LOL
Taokaka
Tager <—– MikeZ never made it (TO THE TOURNAMENT YOU RETARD!)LOL

Hmmm… never thought I’d see Taokaka


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Between Chapter 1 and 2: The horse flavored icecream

Augam09 17,2009 · Leave a Comment

Basashi Aisu, also known as the RAW Horse-flesh flavored Icecream. You see, this is one of the reasons why we just have to love Japan. Vanilla, Chocolate, Black Desire (Selecta)… those things are getting old. YES this Japanese delicacy DOES have raw horse meat inside. I’m not sure about the flavor, but just looking at it makes me want to try it out. HORSE FLESH, mmmmm I bet this Ice cream would be unlike anything you’ve ever tasted before. My tastebuds are itching to try it, what about yours? Anyway, if you think that’s weird….

How else can you enjoy eating your Basashi Aisu when you don’t have the right toppings? I mean, who would be stupid enough to enjoy their ice cream without the world famous YAMATO SOY SAUCE ICE CREAM TOPPING. Yep, you heard right! Yamato Soy sauce is not only for dinner, but dessert as well. According to them, Soy sauce has been a Japanese food trademark throughout the years and deserves the same treatment in food mixtures as chocolate. Yes sir! CHOCOLATE! The company’s been around since 1911 so I guess they have a pretty good idea of what they’re doing.

So remember guys… NEVER eat your raw flesh ice cream without your handy dandy YAMATO soy sauce.

“YO MAN! GIMME SOME!”

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RIG UPDATE COMPLETE

Augpm09 17,2009 · 3 Comments

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-Complete the Loft setup

Alright. Finally, I was wondering when I would get to finish this.

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I got the table for a pretty cheap deal. For a 71″ table with tons of shelves and cabinets, you can’t deny that 4,880 php is a pretty cheap price to pay. If you’re interested I got mine in Home Depot Ortigas. There’s only1 more table left so you might want to get it asap if you’re interested.

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“Oh hi there!”
The TV sits firmly in the middle of the platform, along with the Xbox and of course the 1p contollers. The front L & R speakers are also locked on the table’s edges giving the user a nice feel of its 5.1 goodness.

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I was actually planning to put the 360 on top of the DVD player but these type of shelves emits dust like crazy, making it hard to clean at times. At least the PS3 and the Wii has a lot of space over there. It will be much easier to dust them off with my magnetic duster this way. The table used to have 4 shelves all in all but I had to sacrifice one due to the PS3’s back switch.

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There…. It looks like everything is finally in order. I’m still thinking about sacrificing another shelf partition. That way I can replace the DVD player with my 360 and at the same time provide my xbox with an easy to clean shelf. The only thing that makes this idea so hard would be the fact that the DVD player is connected to the Home theatre system, meaning I’ll have to expose TONS of wires if I do move it.

OH-KEI! now that everything is in order, I guess I can finally start playing…. tootles~

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The Obama Sushi: OMFG! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Augpm09 17,2009 · 3 Comments

It would seem that Obama’s face has been printed in more places than your local newspaper. Yes! It’s yummy! it’s tasty! Presenting the OBAMA SUSHI! I laughed my brains out after seeing this on the internet. I know that those crazy Japs are always trying to make the next best thing, but this is just WAAAAAY OHOOOHOOOAWWWESOME! Making a totally Western concept out of your everyday  Japanese cuisine may seem a bit challenging; however, that didn’t stop Mr. Kawazumi from creating his own work of art. A thick layer of japanese rice (brown rice?) make up the foundation of Obama’s face, following it up with a dash of shrimp, fish paste, and black sesame seeds for the detail.

Wow… I bet the other presidents never had their faces imprinted on a sushi platter. Hell tasting this would probably be a Keichievement on its own. You have to admit… that sushy looks a lot like him O_O

I’m not too sure about how Obama will feel about this, but hell it’ll probably be quite interesting to see how you’d taste like as a sushi XD

As for the finished product:

Aw shit…. that looks… extremely awesome… THAT’S IT! I’M ORDERING SUSHI!

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Batman Arkham Asylum: Become the fear that strikes from the darkness

Augpm09 17,2009 · 1 Comment

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First of all, I’d like to say that the DEMO was superb. It really gave me a good idea of what Arkham Asylum would look like on a horrifying perspective. Batman Arkham Asylum takes you deep into the world of insanity as you try to catch Gotham’s criminal masterminds (More of the Joker to be specific). At first I thought that the game was just another beat em up version of the Batman franchise. I guess I’m happy to say that I was wrong.

The game encourages stealth since you really can’t take on your foes head on due to your lack of artillery (guns to be precise). It was quite a relief to see a dark Batman game so you might want to purchase it once it gets out.

Batsy gadgets

You’ll make use of the grappling hook and other Batman gadgets as you progress in the game. You can also turn on detective mode which gives you a wireframed look of your surroundings (kind of like Predator’s vision). From there you can distinguish where to attack and where to hide when things get messy.

Metal Gear in Super hero tights.

The game really gives off a Metal Gearish impression since you’ll be sneaking behind your enemy to avoid unnecessary conflicts. Since batman lacks the guts to use guns, you’ll be feeling the bitter drawbacks as you work your way inside the asylum. Worry not though, because you will have his handy dandy batsy accessories to aid you in your journey.

The demo is rather short compared to other demos (finished it in 15 mins to be exact). I guess the only object of the demo was to show you how his bat-tastic gadgets work. The graphics are pretty polished and runs spectacularly well (especially since it’s just the demo). I’m not sure about pimping up the graphics since most of these games experience extreme frame lags after getting their final pimping.

Note: My only gripe against this demo would be the fact that it didn’t let me face the first boss T__T

The demo is now available for the PS3, 360 and PC. Happy Bat-ing!

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